中国式英语

天马流星

<>1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 </P>
<><BR>2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？</P>
<> <BR>3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 </P>
<><BR>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ <BR>together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </P>
<><BR>5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have <BR>nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 </P>
<P><BR>6．you me you me 彼此彼此 </P>
<P><BR>7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </P>
<P><BR>8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... <BR>9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 </P>
<P><BR>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! <BR>龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ </P>
<P><BR>11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 </P>
<P><BR>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 </P>
<P><BR>13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 </P>
<P><BR>14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 </P>
<P><BR>15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! <BR>　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? <BR>小明：I am sorry five! </P>
<P><BR>16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! <BR>　　要钱没有，要命一条 </P>
<P><BR>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 </P>
<P><BR>18．you have two down son。你有两下子.</P>
<P>19.How are you?怎么是你?</P>
<P>20.How old are you?怎么老是你?</P>
<P>21.long time no see 好久不见<BR><BR>22.always go home see 常回家看看</P>
<P>23.good good study! 好好学习<BR><BR>24.day day up! 天天向上</P>

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